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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

10.06.2025 05:24

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

Are there girls here who like group sex?

Sure no problem officer.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

How do I become an intelligent man?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

After a few moments he returns.

HELLO

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Yes sir it is.

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Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

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